What APR means
How tennis matches are scored
Boys
Pets without fur
What boring couples say to each other at dinner
How to split a bill
What most of the buttons on a car do
How to dance
DIY
How to make lunch for the week on a Sunday night
Why overprotective middle class parents are willing to throw their children down a snowy mountain on thin pieces of wood but won’t let them drink Sunny D
How people keep socks in their original pairs
Camping
Early exercise classes
The appeal of Creme Eggs
The lyrics of Pitbull
What Barry White was singing about
Marmite
Why people cover their furniture in plastic
How many cheeks you're supposed to kiss
Spoken word poetry
The appeal of camping
How people meet
5 inch heels
Why ‘teenagers’ on US TV shows are always 28, six foot tall and stacked with perfect skin
Some of the sex jokes on Friends like when Monica says seven loads of times with her eyes closed
Why Joey and Ross would ever be friends
And how they all have so many hours in the working week to drink coffee and banter
Infomercials
Why anyone goes to Pizza Hut when there are so many other, better options for less money
Credit ratings
The appeal of Fergie (both of them)
The plot of action films
Cruises
Festivals
Fake eyelashes
Fake tits
Fake lips
The enduring success of Keith Lemon
Houseboats
Taxes
How I never have time for anything but somehow found 60 hours (or 2.5 days straight) to watch Love Island this summer
Written and illustrated by Matilda Curtis