5 Ways My Tech is Low-Level Bullying Me
Updated: May 7, 2018
To say me and my phone have a complicated relationship is the understatement of the century. It is a relationship built on the solid marital pillars of churning resentment, deep insecurity and feverish, needy love.
The highs are high and boy are the lows low. If this behavior was relayed to a friend they'd be shaking me by the shoulders and saying “Mirium, pack your bags, take the kids and get the f**k out of there.”
There’s no sugar-coating it - I am being bullied by a microchip. What a time to be alive.
Five ways my tech is low-level bullying me
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